Sometimes it's fun not to shhhh (cobwebs)

This is a conversation some friends and I had on facebook one night. It's most definitely not a PG conversation so you have been warned... I reckon you'll laugh :)

On twitter :

Dee advised she had 8 books beside her bed all not finished.



I asked if they were all novels or some were instructional manuals

Dee claims not to need instructions but that even with all her knowledge she has cobwebs from a lack of use…

I commented that I thought she had a cobweb broom

Dee then updated her facebook status saying she was contemplating cobwebs and brooms

So I update with : Liz knows just what to do about cobwebs.

21:48 Comment Like
Tim and Dee like this.

Kayleen at 21:58 on 11 March
Kill all the spiders!

Dee at 21:58 on 11 March
*giggles like a school girl*

Kayleen at 21:59 on 11 March
Hmmmm I think there might be a hidden meaning to the cobwebs thing *runs off to think about it*.......

Dee at 21:59 on 11 March
*still giggling*

Liz at 22:00 on 11 March
lol Kayleen you might be right there :)

Kayleen at 22:00 on 11 March
Hahahaha the school girl giggles gave it away ;-)

Char at 22:00 on 11 March
Dee, im glad im not the only one with a gutter mind lol

Liz at 22:00 on 11 March
Yup, they usually will. Next time I'll have to gag Dee :)

Dee at 22:01 on 11 March
but it's not my mind - i have a real problem with them ... :P

Liz at 22:01 on 11 March
Char - did you see twitter? or is Dee that transparent?

Char at 22:08 on 11 March
haha i have real problems with cobwebs too ... and blocked pipes .... *looks around*

Liz - i havent been on twitter for about 15 mins now lol.

Dee at 22:10 on 11 March
*splurts milk milo all over the screen* ... note to self: do not take a sip of a drink while reading comments on fb or twitter ..

Liz at 22:10 on 11 March
You got blocked pipes Char? Get a plunger :)

Dee at 22:10 on 11 March
PMSL!

Char at 22:12 on 11 March
lmfao what are the best ones to get?

Kayleen at 22:15 on 11 March
OMG you lot are corrupting my innocent eyes!! ;-)

Liz at 22:15 on 11 March
Ones with a long handle that you can get a good grip on...

Dee at 22:17 on 11 March
roflmao .. i just fell off my chair i laughed so hard ...

and fyi char ... liz knows how to shop ;) .. she helped me the first time :D

Char at 22:18 on 11 March
so a 15 incher should do the trick then?

Dee at 22:19 on 11 March
you don't think that's more plunger than you need Char .. cos I don't know ... biggest is not always best

Char at 22:20 on 11 March
oh this is too rough for me now lol. my poor eyes

Dee at 22:21 on 11 March
lol

Liz - any pointers for Char .. or Kayleen for that matter?

Liz at 22:21 on 11 March


No no no Char... that's too big for delicate pipe work... best to start smaller and if you find your pipes are older and larger, you get the next size up :)

Char at 22:22 on 11 March
PMSL my computer screen just got a shower of water

Dee at 22:22 on 11 March
depends what you been squeezed through those pipes that would determine their actual size and plunger required for removal of cobwebs

Char at 22:23 on 11 March
fuck the plunger. just give me a brush!

Dee at 22:25 on 11 March
pmsl .. now my screen just got showered again

Char at 22:25 on 11 March
hehe

Liz at 22:29 on 11 March
My sides hurt, my eyes are streaming and advice is free. Plungers and cobweb brooms are not ;)

Dee at 22:30 on 11 March
this will explain all http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpIi34fCu1w

Dee at 22:31 on 11 March
if you can't be watching all that - this one is only 13 seconds http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WceWCv3wU4o

Char at 22:34 on 11 March
haha i love that movie!

wow .... cobwebs!

Dee at 22:34 on 11 March
it's a classic

Char at 22:36 on 11 March
sure is!

Char at 22:36 on 11 March i wonder what type of plunger she used ....


Dee at 22:36 on 11 March
pmsl ... stop it! lol

Liz at 22:39 on 11 March
I think the problem was she didn't have a plunger... which is why there were still cobwebs...

Char at 22:42 on 11 March
or maybe she used her fingers .... they dont entirely get rid of the cobwebs ..

Dee at 22:45 on 11 March
depends how skilled she is with her fingers - or the plunger ... both need practise but once you've got it - it's one of those things you never forget - like riding a bike

Char at 22:46 on 11 March
haha ok ... now its too rough for my young impressionable eyes!

Liz at 22:46 on 11 March
Sometimes cobwebs are in hard to reach corners and you need a long pole to reach them...

Shane at 22:47 on 11 March
I have to say ladies.... thanks for the laugh! ;)

Char at 22:49 on 11 March
thems the type of cobwebs i have!

Liz at 22:50 on 11 March
@ Shane. Happy to oblige my friend :) How are your sides? Mine are still hurting from laughing

Shane Lord at 22:57 on 11 March
mine were already hurting, but i have a huge grin on my face!

Dee at 22:59 on 11 March
Char .. i think it just takes time and some trial and error to find the right plunger and brush you need to get your pipes working and and have them cobweb free

Liz at 22:59 on 11 March
lol... we should have had this conversation yesterday for you... then hump day woulnd't have been so bad

Dee at 23:01 on 11 March
if we could be cobweb free everyday then it would be hump day everyday!

Char at 23:02 on 11 March
chocolate.milk.all.over.my.screen!!!



Shane at 23:07 on 11 March
you would think that hump day would solve the cobweb problem at least!

Dee at 23:08 on 11 March
as i was just saying to Char, Liz (and Shane and Kayleen) i think every woman should know this about brushes and plungers .. it should be taught at school in my opinion .. it's important you do it often so the cobwebs don't build up. I think it's easier to keep under control when there is someone helping you though - you know what I mean? no one likes to do housework alone if you can get help use it I say.

Char at 23:09 on 11 March
i wonder if i'd break my nails with that kind of housework. hmmm it might even be housework i ENJOY doing!

Dee at 23:10 on 11 March
if you're breaking your nails then I would think those cobwebs would be pretty thick - my advice .. clear them more often

Char at 23:11 on 11 March
its more blocked pipes than cobwebs. and when the pipes are unblocked, they flood! and theres more mess to clean up! *sigh* lol